collegehumor:

Why Blowjobs Are More Intimate Than Sex

For as long as we’ve been comparing sex to baseball, blowjobs have been third base and sex a home run. Here’s a compelling argument for why it should be the other way around.

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emberkeelty:

girlsbydaylight:

It’s funny because, lbr, that’s exactly what happened.  There was a giant oliphant charging towards them that Legolas took one look at and thought, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED, I AM GOING TO TAKE THAT SHIT DOWN SINGLE-HANDED.  And then he did.Legolas being the prettiest pretty that was ever pretty definitely doesn’t help my elf problem, but I wouldn’t be anywhere near half as interested in the character if he weren’t so hilarious about his badassery.  My favorite scene is, hands down, this one where he’s just like YUP I AM GOING TO DO THIS RIDICULOUSLY DANGEROUS THING AND I’M GOING TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE IT’S NOT EVEN THAT HARD.Obnoxiously grandstanding elves are my favorite. 

That face is the face of a puppy who has just seen something he probably shouldn’t chase but is going to anyway.

emberkeelty:

girlsbydaylight:

It’s funny because, lbr, that’s exactly what happened.  There was a giant oliphant charging towards them that Legolas took one look at and thought, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED, I AM GOING TO TAKE THAT SHIT DOWN SINGLE-HANDED.  And then he did.

Legolas being the prettiest pretty that was ever pretty definitely doesn’t help my elf problem, but I wouldn’t be anywhere near half as interested in the character if he weren’t so hilarious about his badassery.  My favorite scene is, hands down, this one where he’s just like YUP I AM GOING TO DO THIS RIDICULOUSLY DANGEROUS THING AND I’M GOING TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE IT’S NOT EVEN THAT HARD.

Obnoxiously grandstanding elves are my favorite

That face is the face of a puppy who has just seen something he probably shouldn’t chase but is going to anyway.

(Source: pukyland, via loup-garou)

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buzzfeed:

Ohio State’s marching band is seriously mind-blowing.

(via autumnvessel)

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whackadooball:

ampullae:

djavjr:

but why would you graffiti the quadratic formula

some thugs just want to watch the world learn

whackadooball:

ampullae:

djavjr:

but why would you graffiti the quadratic formula

some thugs just want to watch the world learn

(Source: cremitapalcara, via hitchedand24)

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katichise:

clusterbeatboxer:

mulattafury:

oh hey wow it’s one of those rare gifs you can hear
(or almost swear you can)

omg

What witchcraft is this!!?!?!?

katichise:

clusterbeatboxer:

mulattafury:

oh hey wow it’s one of those rare gifs you can hear

(or almost swear you can)

omg

What witchcraft is this!!?!?!?

(Source: oh-totoro, via over-dramatic-techie)

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frostymaggie:

amazingsora:

“Ah sweyar Jaack, Ah’ll beet yeroop weth yer own steck.”

#fix’d

thank

image

(Source: maggins, via autumnvessel)

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scificity:

http://scificity.tumblr.com
Happy MLK day /r/starwars

humorous-blog:

lanadelreymemes:

you just fucking ate gengar you piece of shit anime characte

(via thefuuuucomics)

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rorypondismypatronus:

cakedeficit:

UGLY FUCKIN’ CREATURE

OMG

Men with gorgeous, long, flowing, blonde hair

imageimage

(Source: wandering-luster, via loup-garou)

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jesuislegrandefromage:

If you don’t love Jason Todd you’re just wrong.

(Source: merridews, via loup-garou)

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Both of you were born to be kings.

(Source: takemetothedungeons, via loup-garou)

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scolipede:

richardsp8-jr:

givemeinternet:

a-pttttbbbblllththth a-ptttbbbblllththth

I never thought this sound would be represented in letters.


If you didn’t try to make this sound after seeing this gif, then you’re way too normal.

scolipede:

richardsp8-jr:

givemeinternet:

a-pttttbbbblllththth a-ptttbbbblllththth

I never thought this sound would be represented in letters.

If you didn’t try to make this sound after seeing this gif, then you’re way too normal.

(via emptyeyesstaticsighs)

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