For as long as we’ve been comparing sex to baseball, blowjobs have been third base and sex a home run. Here’s a compelling argument for why it should be the other way around.
It’s funny because, lbr, that’s exactly what happened. There was a giant oliphant charging towards them that Legolas took one look at and thought, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED, I AM GOING TO TAKE THAT SHIT DOWN SINGLE-HANDED. And then he did.
Legolas being the prettiest pretty that was ever pretty definitely doesn’t help my elf problem, but I wouldn’t be anywhere near half as interested in the character if he weren’t so hilarious about his badassery. My favorite scene is, hands down, this one where he’s just like YUP I AM GOING TO DO THIS RIDICULOUSLY DANGEROUS THING AND I’M GOING TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE IT’S NOT EVEN THAT HARD.
Obnoxiously grandstanding elves are my favorite.
That face is the face of a puppy who has just seen something he probably shouldn’t chase but is going to anyway.
but why would you graffiti the quadratic formula
some thugs just want to watch the world learn
oh hey wow it’s one of those rare gifs you can hear
(or almost swear you can)
What witchcraft is this!!?!?!?
you just fucking ate gengar you piece of shit anime characte
UGLY FUCKIN’ CREATURE
Men with gorgeous, long, flowing, blonde hair
If you don’t love Jason Todd you’re just wrong.
I never thought this sound would be represented in letters.
If you didn’t try to make this sound after seeing this gif, then you’re way too normal.